It was then that I found myself fully awake and musing that my seven year old daughter shouldn't be - should she? Isn't she too young to be trying to attract boys? Oh dear god, it begins!
Yes I know it's just an innocent way of copying the adult world and making it her own experience, and I know that the event she's actually describing is never going to happen (no way, uh uh) but it left me knocked sideways.
So who is this boy? What about the little fella you previously were calling your boyfriend? Oh, you dumped him. I see. And this new fella's available now because he's just been dumped by your other girl friend. Hmmmm.
They grow up so fast.